Banned Sex toys?

So I'm stumbling around the internet like any good procrastinator would do and I come across this story about a sex toy ban being struck down in Texas. It seems that Texas and a few other states have laws against the sale and ownership of sex toys. Citing if you have 6 or more it's intent to distribute. ROFL! Are you kidding me? What... is the fine doubled if you're within 500 feet of a school or park where children gather? Oh no, poor johnny's fragile mind might become wounded for life if he sees a fucking dildo lying on his mom's bed.

It tends to make you wonder why this legislation was voted into law in the first place. So why would a legislator in Texas was to ban sex toys? For health reasons? I'm sure he has a little place in his heart for all those girls who have torn their vagina using a 9 inch rubber dildo. What a great guy, right? Yeah, right! My guess is that said legislator wasn't getting any from his wife. Instead of giving it to him she would head off to the bathtub and use her favorite vib. Problem solved, make that vib illegal and threaten to imprison her if she doesn't give frequent head.

lol!