Are you just like 98%? Of course you are!

Just follow the f*ckin instructions, they don't require a PhD people.


THINK of a number from 1 to 10


MULTIPLY that number by 9


If the number is a 2-digit number, ADD the digits together


Now SUBTRACT 5


DETERMINE which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)


THINK of a country that starts with that letter


REMEMBER the last letter of the name of that country


THINK of the name of an animal that starts with that letter


REMEMBER the last letter in the name of that animal


THINK of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter









Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

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What, you consider me some uneducated, misinformed idiot? LOL!! Of course that's exactly what I got, but here's why...

Considering that the formula in the beginning always equates to 4, there are only 4 "D" countries, and two of them are quite obscure in my opinion, of course everyone is going to pick Denmark. Hamlet, Hans Christian Andersan, Vikings... Sorry Djibouti, and Dominican Republic, you've not yet reached pop culture status.

Secondly a "K" animal. Hmmm... Koala, Kudzu, Kitten (It doesn't specify adult animals), Kite, etc... Oh wait, of course, Kangaroo.

And that leavs us with a fruit that starts with "O". Hmmmmm... Olive, right. It's technically a fruit. The ripened ovaries and surrounding tissue of a flowering plant.

But honestly how many people out there consider the olive more of a vegetable then a fruit? That's because most of consider fruit synonymous with sweet. If it's not sweet it's not fruit. Sorry Mr. Tomato, and Mr. Okra, you're just not sweet enough to be elevated to the prestigious fruit status.

So ends the oh so "mystical" status of this stupid e-mail brain bender.